a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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