What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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