I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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