Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
and she was petting her beer can
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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