Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?

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(302): View more from Delaware

I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night

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(913): View more from Kansas

he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.

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(248): View more from Michigan

They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.

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(941): View more from Florida

Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?

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(425): View more from Washington

It's shark week go big or go home

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(575): View more from New Mexico

So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order

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