Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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