Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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