her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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