Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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