Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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