THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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