it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
sick fucks of a feather flock together
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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