I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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