Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
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By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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