So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
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