Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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