He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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