Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
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go home
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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