I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
as a side note pls kill me
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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