Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
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