omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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