Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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