dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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