Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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