it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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