I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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