they need to just BURY HIM!
why do cheetos always look like penises
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Randomize
