If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
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He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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