So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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