What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
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And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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