They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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