next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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