Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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