just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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