even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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