ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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