you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
3pm strippers are depressing
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize