I love black thongs
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
