Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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