I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
How does one acquire holy water?
Randomize
