So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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