look no pants
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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