If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
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I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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