I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize