I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
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I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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