When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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