I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
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It's rum buckets o'clock
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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