well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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