I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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