Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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