..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I need water and some morals
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
