The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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