I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
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You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
You can make out without kissing
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