Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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