Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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