Having a random hookup so left but love u
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
